obsessed much?

ok so obsessed came out this past friday.and i must say that that movie was amazing! beyonce` kicked ass in it. now i`m really not a fan of hers when it comes to her acting skills but homegirl did the damn thing! ok so the movie was about this [fine-ass] man name Derek Charles[Idris Elba] who just got promoted and what not. anyway he is married to Sharon [Beyonce` Knowles]. So one day this temp, Lisa [Ali Larther], comes to work in the same building as Derek things start to get a little creepy. Homegirl starts obsessing over him. i mean she start swearin` up and down that he wants her when he just like 'psh girl. i got a wife and a kid' (lol). Lisa was not going to take no as an answer. so she starts im`n him sending him emails. this bitch even tried to have sex with him at a christmas party! haha. need i remind you Derek has not told his wife [Knowles] anything about this. so then he goes to this retreat with his co-workers and crazy stalker girl shows up. this woman has the audacity to drug his drink and i`m yellin` at the scream DON`T DRINK IT! but of course nobody listens to jasmine haha. so anyway he drinks and homegirl sneaks into his room. they don` actually show but i`m guessin she dated raped his ass lol. i would`ve. -dead- so he wakes up not remembering anything. and she`s all like 'you were great last night' so he snapped on her ass. and this bitch goes and tries to commit suicide in his hotel room. OH LORD! so they get her ass to the hospital and all that and that`s when his wife starts to find out. she kicked his ass out of the house for three months! lol three! the investigating officer tells them that crazy psycho girl went to san francisco with her sister so they shouldn`t have to worry. WRONG!. they go out for dinner on his birthday and guess who show up at their house while they`re gone? you guessed it LISA. so she goes in their son`s room and his holdin him like he`s hers and what not. then she leaves. when they get back home the babysitter tells them that a friend came by to see the baby and they panic. they run upstairs and discover their son ain`t in his room. So derek races down stairs to his car and gets ready to pull off when BAM! his son in the back seat with a lipstick print on his forehead. CRAZY! i know lol. that`s when beyonce gets real hood. she calls lisa leavin` voicemails and shit. then one day sharon and derek were going out of town to see sharon`s parents and she forgets to arm the security system. She gets back to the house to find lisa in her bed with HER nightgown on. and that`s when things get bad. Sharon starts whoopin that ass but you`re gonna have to watch the movie to see how it ends.....

obsessed much?

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